A night in the life of Leanne Roof...

It's Monday night, I'm exhausted from a fun day with Cameron. It's 9:30, so Cameron has been in the bed for about an hour and a half. I grab a finger nail file, the TV remote and try to enjoy some quiet me time. Then suddenly, I hear a wimper from the baby monitor. It quickly grows into an all out cry. I head upstairs hoping a blankie and a paci will get him right back to sleep, he probably just had a dream. After a few minutes I decide he's not going right back to sleep, so I take him downstairs. I strap him in to the handy ole bouncy seat to see if he will go back to sleep before I grab some motrin for those sore little gums. About 5 minutes passes and I haven't heard a sound. The coffee table is blocking my view of him so I peek below the top of the table to make sure he's asleep, and this is what I see.....